Short dresses and poop sandwiches

At the urging of my lovely wife, it's time for me to make an appearance on the blog.

Our stories tonight are not in chronological order, or any other order for that matter. But they all have one thing in common....they show the extremely funny person my daughter is turning into. (Taking after her father of course :) )

The first story involves a trip to the park tonight.
Lynn and I were sitting on a bench watching girly play. She was over by the play structure in the little "drive through" area under it. She asked me if I wanted dessert. "No" was my response. The same to dinner and lunch. She was getting irritated and proclaimed "no, for pretend!" So I acquiesced and said "bring me whatever you want."

She strolled over carrying a pretend plate and handed it to me.

As she was walking over, I thought to myself "Self, lets tease girly and ask her what she brought me and complain that it's not a poop sandwich I was hoping for"

So as she hands me the pretend plate, I ask her "what did you bring me?"

She replies "a poop sandwich!"

That's my girl!



Story 2 was from last week or so.
Lynn was trying on some dresses to see what still fit in an attempt to clean her closet for the first time in like 20 years. :)

She would walk out and model each one and ask if she should keep it.

She walked out in a little black dress that...well...let's just say that it fit a bit better BN (before Natalie).

Lynn opined "this dress used to fit me"

To which Natalie responded very sweetly "Mommy, where did it used to go down to?"

I don't think she was trying to be funny which made it even funnnier.


Story 3 was from yesterday.
As you can see from earlier blog posts by my wonderful wife, Natalie started school on Monday.

I got home yesterday and asked Lynn how it went and she told me that Natalie was becoming a "typical kid" in her responses.

The dialogue went a little something like this:

L: "How was school today?"
N: "Fine"

L: "What did you do today?"
N: "I don't remember"

L: "What was your favorite part?"
N: "Recess"

My favorite part of work is still recess. :)